It is no surprise that they are unapproachable, and to be in their presence is a nightmare and would make a man run for the hills, or the airport.
In the extremely rare instances where they are nice, it's easy to sense the bitch behind the curtain due to the shakiness in their voices; they are playing nice just get what they want.
Flip-flops and ugly Uggs are their preferred footwear, and nothing else.
At best, they will dress themselves in jeans and a hooded sweatshirt, which is their version of dressing for the occasion, which usually means going out for a night of excessive alcohol consumption.
Take a stroll around Anywhere, USA, and you will find that Jabba the Slut, land whales and pigs in wigs are the norm, endangering men's libidos and digestive systems, and wreaking havoc on furniture and the healthcare system.